Friday, contact Dr. Cho, tell her its urgent. Bruce called out as the four entered the private medical wing of the compound. That night, Tony learned another of many lessons about his Spider-Kid the hard way; Peter Parker and peppermint Everyone knew that Spider-Man was young, somewhere in his teens or early twenties. The Avengers have been a rotating cast, the only real mainstays are Thor/Cap/Iron Man. Well, not this crazed mass murderer God, his life fucking sucks.". Genius billionaire, Tony Stark took Peter in as his own son yet Tony already has a daughter of his own: Katrina . Stark was a bad example on the, clearly young, Spider-Man. He was tapping his shoe and glancing at the clock being impatient. It's almost funny, my colleagues are Barend and Claudius, and we're your worst nightmare. mix. Ned wanted to show me this new comic book he got which actually looked really cool, I think im going to borrow it, The brunette dropped his bag on the floor and automatically made his way to his corner of the lab, never looking up from his notes, oblivious to the other teenager in the room. Captain America stood tall and regal, nothing like the PSAs Peter had seen throughout his school years. Yeah, everyone knows that Tony Stark loves to learn. "Peter said now gaining his normal british accent." He knew it was Clint. He couldn't wait so he could go to Mr.Stark's lab to update his suit as they had agreed. If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again. Rhodey shook his head. "What're you talking about? That night, Tony learned another of many lessons about his Spider-Kid the hard way; Peter Parker and peppermint, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, uhhhh god i am so bad at tagging i am so sorry, it's also four in the morning and i just finished writing this so cut me some slack lmao. This was about more than just the Accords. I didnt know you were so bad at baking, Mr. Stark. Peter giggled as Rhodey went on about the time Tony had tried baking a cake for Rhodeys birthday years ago. Stark has everything broadcasted. He successfully made a way to see the other Spider-Man again. Do you really want to hear me say it?. The Rouge Avengers are Back in the Tower :D Peter isn't quite sure how to feel at first. "Not to rude or anything but, WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE COMPOUND. That's just his luck, isn't it? ", "Thanks." The Compound kitchen had gone from the baking zone to the cooking zone, as Pepper, now joined by Bruce, prepared the various dishes for their Christmas dinner. + "Hi Happy," mumbled Peter + Still tired.. Peter said to no one in particular as his eyes slipped shut, like he was just realizing it. Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure. Fascinating. Helen whispered. How will he do that? Peter looked up at Tony with pleading eyes, his body growing weaker by the second. asked Rhodey. " Well, bird brain he is doing what he said which is breaking all your bows and arrows, painting your room purple with feathers, and banning you from the vents," Tony said smirking. Peter did not mean to meet the Avengers this way and he knows as soon as Tony is up people are going to be . Youre okay.. "Ah, ah, ah!" Mira marica hable espanol que..= Look son of a bitch I spoke spanish what 4.Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.= Barton, I warned you and now got to hell and I will go fulfill my promise. He did not back down from her steely gaze. But he had the right mind to bite his tongue. Oh.. I moved into an entire different country with my aunt and uncle. PETER! Tony all but shouted, a knowing smirk on his face as the kid finally settled, he looked up and blinked a few times, tilting his head to the side like a puppy. I.. I-I dont.. Im Peter tried. Please consider turning it on! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------. Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries. And then this weird guy on the train tried to sell me candy which I was too tempted to take but I didnt cause there was probably like razor blades or rat poison or something in it-, Harley ducked his head and poorly hid a laugh behind his hand, Tony tried once more, Pete-, Also Im pretty sure Sam and Clint are having another prank war because I narrowly avoided getting a bucket of rainbow glitter dumped on my head on my way up, so watch out for that-, Anyways, Ive been working on a new web formula all day and Im stuck on this last equation, I was hoping you could look at it and-. If all he gets is a broken nose after a long night of patrol, Peter considers himself lucky.A lot of vigilante things were lost on Tony, such as bad PR. Peter stiffened, walked over to his dad briskly, patted him on the shoulder and pulled a seat up in between him and Vision. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "A lot of fucked up shit has happened involving Peter Parker and his identity, but never in his life has his secret identity been in the hands of a crazed mass murdered. Were running out of time. There was a long beat of silence before Helen spoke again. Bruce? Helens voice came through the ceiling. Said Mr. Stark umm.. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Rhodey brought over a garbage can for Peter, who was still vomiting, which Tony held under his chin. Peter woke up and forgot for a few minutes. I didn't say or do anything." Before Bruce had the chance to seal Peter inside, he reached out and clamped one hand around Tonys wrist. Looks like Penny has one more thing to worry about. Peter leaned forward and coughed into his hand. So when Steve claims that Bucky is finally free of Hydras control and asks that he moves back into the tower, Tony is caught in a trap of anger and guilt. "What was that?". Three days before the breaking of the Avengers begins. "A warning for Clint," replied Peter with a furious look taking his features remembering the prank Clint pulled. I am begging you." Peter pleaded and elbowed Ned in the side when he started laughing. He got up opened the blinds and looked out the window. The Cradle can repair and print new tissue for his hands, no problem. She started. Thats no secret. He was trapped, so were his friends, and he knew it "No one speak," He had a strong German accent "Switch, they won't get anything,Nicht kultivierte amerikanische Schweine knnen kein Deutsch!" MJ and Ned didn't come to school and Flash made it his mission to make him have a bad day. (See the end of the work for more notes.). Peter Benjamin-Edward Stark was murdered on a Friday. Tony and Harley cut their conversation and turned their attention away from the Iron Man suit laying open on the table and towards the boy. Hed been excited to help Iron Man, excited to meet the other Avengers. You know I made sure everything in this place is always in top shape. Tony assured. Peter is determined to do whatever it takes to stop them, even if that means going in over his head when the web of lies and greed turns out to be way more than he signed up for. Hopefully, Stark liked chocolate chip cookies. He ate some quickly. Banner." Bruce, taking the hint, conceded. Steve taunted. Avengers (more than) Family PTSD Peter Parker Peter's spider sense is dangerous to him toxic Peter can't control it Peter has severe anxiety problems Peter has sever sensory overloads Also RATINGS MIGHT CHANGE Really understand that this is basically the Avengers being fuckbuddies with peter Unfortunately discontinued Field Trip. Get back to work, Tony. "I get to go ta London for two weeks! But now he has a chance. Peter scanned his hand and bounded in. asked Tony in the most respectful matter possible." After all, tragic backstories must always come to light. You have a few too many cookies, Pete? Tony asked, concerned when Peter sat up from his embrace. I was ten when someone," he sent a pointed glare at Bucky who had been revealed as the culprit "bombed my parents plane. Meanwhile, Peter desperately tries to keep his secret identity intact while being pursued by a mercenary hes only met as Spider-Man. Peter Parker was anxious to go home. asked Clint with a smug look out of Peters grip and rubbing his head. He's my intern," Tony explained as he walked towards Pepper and Morgan's general direction. You can stay on Floor 25. Meanwhile Peter begins to discover things about his biological mother he never knew. Tony grinned, adding more to the list. I didn't realize you were staying here.". (Thank you for your help, gentlemen. "Friday said that the meeting was a low level one and I could interrupt because you said that I could go visit May today but I can't drive.". I am." "Since aunt May is Italian I know both Italian and Spanish and I also know French and Russian from learning in my free time," said Peter. Youre gonna be okay, Pete. Peter Parker Needs a Hug. Nothing but noo you just had to come and do this stupid thing. left kudos on this work! Then he started dating Mj. Tony grunted as he and Rhodey moved Peter to the large machine. Peter and Tony get kidnapped but this time they have a vendetta against Spider-man. The only place we have hydrochloric acid is down in the lab, but Peter hasnt been down there all day. Tony explained. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (9), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (8), Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure (12), Is that still a thing people say? Peter opened the door and walked groggily to the kitchen to eat some breakfast. And not die trying. Out of everyone he knew, there were few who knew how many languages he could speak. Then of course there were the businessmenfrom Germany, but Peter doubted he'd see them again, especially not after he humiliated them. (Or: Peter makes a mistake and feels guilty.). They left the school and started walking to their apartments. Soon Peter screamed,"Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.". Just let it happen." You know I made sure everything in this place is always in top shape. Tony assured. At least that's what she had thought until her two friends found a time traveling device lying around outside College student Peter Parker is poor. Peter is a Little Shit. and comments are the only way i really know if people enjoy what i'm posting!!! So,of coursehe was siked. Natasha looked surprised to see him, in a different way then the others. Meanwhile, Morgan is sick, and neither Pepper nor Tony can take care of her. Still the best birthday present youve ever gotten me. Rhodey smiled as he continued teaching Peter how the cookie press worked. And its too dark to see well at this point Pete, Im thinking wed better stop for shelter for the night. Tony and Peter end up in a scary motel for the night, which only has one room left with one bed. Work Search: "Happy please do not tell Mr. Stark. Tags: character: peter parker, character: steve rogers, character: tony stark, theme: abuse. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Pepper walked into the room drying her hands with a towel. Peter loves the Avengers. He was imagining drilling him into the ground. He was tapping his shoe and glancing at the clock being impatient. Unfortunately, the two of you are interrupted, but Peter will more than make up for it later. Said Tony.Peter gave a sigh and looked at May. Tony brushed Peters sweaty curls away from his face as he coughed once again. Bruce made worried eye contact with Tony. Peter, unphased, dropped down his notebook and began shuffling papers on his table. Eventually his screams turn into whimpers and pants. P.R.O.M.I.S.E Tony tossed a cloud of flour in both Peter and Rhodeys direction, their laughter rising over (Uncultivated American pigs can not speak German). He was now in his last class, chemistry, which was his favorite. I really wasnt lying When I said I would die for those cookies, you know. Peter assured, causing the room to burst into laughter. P.S - Requests are closed. He's an orphan with an iq higher than mine and Bruce's, so he's my personal intern. informally:writing this like a TV show, each episode is named after a movie cuz why not Old and new characters (diggin a little deeper than baseline comics and pulling from all 3 spidermen to create Peter)Gradual father son relationship because duh irondad & spiderson >>> but!! If he hadn't of had their names the search would of taken unnecessary hours "Hey Mr Stark, can I?". Just a way that he really needs to find out what the fuck goes on in there. The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Marvel Cinematic Universe Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes Bruce Banner & Peter Parker Pepper Potts/Tony Stark James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Bruce Banner & Tony Stark Peter Parker & Pepper Potts Bruce Banner & James "Rhodey" Rhodes Characters: "Oh, just that I don't think I have that high of an iq." Sorry Im late. Language: English Words: 1,600 Chapters: 1/? Because some random kid from Queens was more trustworthy than his team. Spiderman spat the last word out with as much venom as he could muster. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). He tried to speak, but the sound he made came out as a strangled gurgle and a desperate whine. Mr. Right?His i suck at these pls give it a go its not awful. Right now you just get some more rest. And so he did. And lucky for him, hes always learning something new about Peter Parker.